Las Vegas trip. June 19-22, 2007.


SATURDAY




Saturday we woke up and went to the Firing range. This was super manly place.



This is the hangdun I used: a Beretta. I also shot an M-16! I wanted an AK-47, but they did not have a fully-auto Kalashnikov.





Charles shot a Colt .45



Raymond shot a Glock. And he did not shoot himself in the face!







USA = Blue jeans and shell casings!!!






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The guy that set us up and showed us hot to use the guns this bad-ass Marine. He gave me a lot of shit for my response to his question "are you right handed or left handed?"... well,. that was actually kind of a hard question for me because I write left handed, play most sports right handed, and don't remember which way I shoot. So we shot the assault rifles first and that was great!! Then the handguns. When Charles was starting out, he was firing pretty quickly and not re-aiming well inbetween. I saw one of his shots ricochet off the ground. Pretty soon the Marine goes "Ok, stop. You just shot the ground 2 times!!" Charles shot well once he slowed down.







Insert rediculously vain comment here.



A few of the guys shot a Desert Eagle. It is a monster handgun.



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Next we went to Fat Tuesdays for everyone to get drinks. Fat Tuesdays has these huge drinks full of suger and vodka. I think a lot of the guys had a few of the huge ones. I didn't have any and just drank from my flask. This was a very good idea. Next we went to eat. We met up with Stephan's friend/wife's cousins' bachellerette party, I think in the Venetian.




What a life it would be
If you would come to mine for tea
I'll pick you up at half past three
And we'll have lasagna



Next we went to,.. I forget where,.. Mitesh wanted to get a massage, so we went to a spa in one of the hotels. The spa was up by the wedding chappels. We were walking up the stairs to this area, being a little bit drunk and loud, and when we got to the top of the stairs we were met by people in formal clothes staring at us. They were in the foyer outside a wedding room, where a wedding was in progress, with the door open. OMGLOL!



We went into one of the Chapel rooms that we thought was empty.



These ladies had the same Idea as us and were chilling in there. They were fun girls.













I had wanted to go to the pool Saturday. The other guys were down, but were very slow. So when they headed to Fat Tuesdays after the Chappel, I went back to the pool. Again, a great idea. I'm not sure where everyone went, but I ate, got ready, and headed out.



When I left, I took with me a water bottle full of a vodka/tonic and walked to the Venetian. (Stephan had us on the list at Tao). I went pretty early and got there at about 10:00. There was a huge area for the line, but a very small line at that point. I got right in. I don't know why I didn't take a picture of myself this night, because I was looking so damn good dressed up.





Saturday night, Tao was fucking packed. They let in way too many people and it was hard just getting around. The place was also packed full of asians. Way too many asians. Now, don't get me wrong; I like asian people. But for some reason, asians typically do not like me on first impression. I don't know why, white girls, latin girls, most all girls they like me, but asian girls, if they don't know me, are scared of me.



This is on the dance floor (Which at the time, makes the place look deceivingly non-asian.) That's Stephan in front of me. And those are my glasses on that girl.









So, you might be asking, "ok, there's Stephan, where the hell was everyone else that night?". Here you go:
- Charles passed out and couldn't come out. Stephan tried to rouse him but couldn't.
- John was going out, but he ran into a problem involving the previously seen construction area at about 10 or 11pm. It was an innocent adventure, but it was 14 hours until he was out of jail the next day.
- Mitesh/Payam/Raymond. At least 2 of these guys either passes out, or laid down and fell asleep accidentally until 3:30 am. I don't know what the third of them did.

I think they may have made a trip or two too many to Fat Tuesday. Stephan was on each trip, but it didn't seem to affect him negatively at all.



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THAT"S IT FOR SATURDAY.

SUNDAY.